Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your owner can't achieve any goals if they don't have any to begin with. They'll meet someone who could set them on a path, but to where? It's out of your paws.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Those weird dogs really rub you the wrong way. Did it ever occur to you that that's their purpose? Some dogs, like some people, enjoy being annoying. The best defense in this case is no offense.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your human's course could be radically changed. If they lose their job, it could be a stroke of good luck in disguise. If they get a promotion, hold on to your hat.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Is your owner asleep or just daydreaming? Either way, it's up to you to bring them back to reality. A vigorous walk will go a long way towards clearing their head.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) When you can't get what you want, don't bother being patient; try a different approach. You'll come up with good solutions if you look at things from your owner's perspective, and approach them accordingly.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Pull, hard. Your owner walks you along the same route, day after day. You used to love it, but now it's a bit old. Open their mind to all there is to see just one street over.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Now that he's getting along well with coworkers, your owner is having a good time at work. Walking you has forced him out of the house, if not out of his shell, and he's applying these new skills wherever he goes.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Why does a failed romance always drive your owner to redecorate? You like things the way they are, worn out furniture and all. You'll have to put up with a new set of everything, and you know what that means: no sleeping on the couch for 24 hours.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) It's a ho-hum sort of day. No one in your doghouse will find the steam to get up and start the day. That's okay; everyone needs an occasional day spent in the basket.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You can get far while your human is lost in thought. She like to stick to one route, but you'll have no trouble pulling her along the side streets when her eyes get cloudy.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) There will be plenty of excitement at the dog park, and all the romping that goes along with it. It's a lot of fun, sure, but the results won't be pretty. Be prepared to be bathed.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) It takes a sage to imagine humans and animals living in harmony. On the other hand, you and your humans manage to do it on a daily basis. Hmm -- don't get your thoughts twisted around things that are totally unrealistic.
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