Aries (March 21 - April 19) Like the flash of distant lightening, suddenly you get it. Your humans aren't being selfish, they just have no idea at all! It's never crossed their minds to eat from the same menu, fair or not fair.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) It's important to balance routine and excitement. On the one hand, you need to have a route or you won't know who you're looking for. And on the other, you don't want your walks to become ho-hum.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You'll feel pulled by two leashes, or caught between them, but only if you let yourself. Keep your thoughts focused on your human and you won't be overwhelmed.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) If your walks are usually a creative partnership, look out. You want to go one way and your human wants to go another. Once you settle the dominance issues, don't bring it back to the doghouse.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You used to be a real wild animal, but you've changed. It's not so bad having your needs met by others, is it? And the honeymoon isn't even over.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Uh-oh, your owner is doing some impulse-buying again. If it's up to you, this time you'll say go for it. So don't drag them away if it's a good steak, a leather leash or a convertible.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) All you care about today is other dogs. Attention from humans means nothing to you, unless they have a treat. That's just what it will take to snag you.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You can be a little angel one minute and too devilish for your own good the next. Who cares about consistency? As long as you get the goods, keep doing what works.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Being a working dog is all well and good, but even on the farm you'd be having fun. If you don't have any sheep to herd, then you'll have to settle for herding other dogs.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You may be a diva, but it's not of the operatic variety. Don't initiate any new performances. Your neighborhood needs a short rest.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) It would be great if your owner were more of a beatnik. Or would it? You'd have plenty of time to hang out together, maybe even hit the road. But you'd say goodbye to your first rate chow.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Abstract paintings may look easy, but painting them is actually hard work. The same is true for running your pack. Various connections may make a pretty pattern, but your alpha is struggling to keep them attractive.
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