Aries (March 21 - April 19) Don't get frustrated with all the details -- just forget about them! Focus on the big picture, like the dog run, the walk, your chow or your owner. The tack, the pace, and the route are not worth dwelling on today.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Slime and stink -- mmm, now that's attractive! Bubble baths you can do without, but they're the price you have to pay for your romantic coat. Ah, what dogs do for courtship.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You beg for table scraps, but all you get is chow. You may think you're having a hard time communicating, but that's not the case. Turning up the volume will not get you anywhere.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) All your bigger points have been made, so it's time to get down to the smaller issues. That's right, you've become downright spoiled. Who can blame you if your human complies? Enjoy the luxury items.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) So your owner got you on impulse, and now they're having second thoughts. Not so fast, eh? You'll have to come up with a strategy. If showering them with love and devotion doesn't work, turn on the charm.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Just as your owner gets a grip on things, they make no sense to you. That's what happens every cleaning day. Your organizational sensibilities will be out of whack until the dust settles.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Your owner seems to think there's plenty of time for socializing without you. That nagging voice in their head has been turned off. It's time to reactivate it. Pour on the guilt and pity.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) All the tops dogs are in a huddle, and you're on the sidelines. You wish you were in on the secret. You'll be in the inner circle one day, but for now you're merely a benchwarmer.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) The bread crumbs are leading you ever onward. It's one detail after another, left by another dog. You'd love to rush ahead and find the source, but the pace of your leash holder will drive you crazy instead.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You're mesmerized by a headless voice. How can your owner be coming out of a phone? The RCA dog you're not. It may be confusing, but that's the only long-distance communication you'll receive.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Be careful with other dogs today. You could be the sweetest pooch on the planet and still be walking on eggshells. But if a fight should break out, go ahead and make omelets.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You assume other dogs are lost in thought, but you're projecting. Just because you live in your dreams doesn't mean they do. The minute you get lost in the clouds, your chew toy will be gone.
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