Aries (March 21 - April 19) You and your owners have things in common no one else can see. You may be short but your wavelengths are on the same level. Communication with your humans is easy and that makes life sweet. Enjoy.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Acting on impulse can be a big waste of time. While you're gulping down the first chow you see, another dog is feasting on gourmet grub, or better yet, raw meat. Take your time. As hard as it may be to have a little restraint, it pays off.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) There are new people everywhere you look: along your route, at the dog park, and even in the doghouse. Pull out all the stops when it comes to winning them over. Be your most flirtatious.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Your owner is getting irritated and has no clue how to untie their own knots. You'll just have to come to the rescue yet again. Not only can their projects wait but they'll see them in a whole new light after some quality time with you. Get busy.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) If only life could be a big party with friends each and every day. Wait a minute, it basically already is. The phrase 'It's A Dog's Life' makes less and less sense the more you count your blessings. How sweet it is.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your bag of tricks is literally your best source of biscuits. Fine tune your repertoire and you'll see your tips soar. It's more about cold logic than warm and fuzzy feelings today. When it comes to being a performer, go for perfection.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You've been chewing on an intellectual bone but now all the meat has been stripped off. You're on to more physical pursuits. With all the energy you've stored up, you're in for a good romp at the dog park. Share the fun with your favorite buddies.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) What you're dealing with is more than a minor detail, no matter how hard your human tries to trivialize it. Sleeping on the floor or on the bed makes all the difference in the world to a dog like you. Demand your rightful place.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) If only the upshot of your day was up to you! Sadly, it's not. The only thing that's in your paws is your attitude about it. You already know how to make the most of a dull day, and your skills are put to the test. Don't let yourself be bored.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You can't wait to cut to the chase. Or is it give chase? You'll have plenty of time to pick just the right word, because your humans are doing more than their fair share of yakking. You'll have to cool your dew claws.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Barking is not unique, of course, but the way you do it is. Your owner could pick you out in a crowd, blindfolded. And that's just what they may have to do. Be sure to call out in your own special way if you get separated today.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) If you harbor any illusions of becoming alpha, it's not too late to turn them into ambitions. You just need a bit of creativity when it comes to acting like the leader you know you can be. Take a tip from your human and fake it until you make it.
