Aries (March 21 - April 19) You defend your turf all week long. On the weekends, you expect to see a bit of the world. Remind your human, in case they act like they have too many other responsibilities, to put you on tomorrow's list.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You aren't the most easy-going of companions today, but don't be too hard on yourself about it. After all, no pooch is perfect, as your owner already knows. And theirs is the only opinion that matters, anyway.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You don't suffer foolish dogs lightly. You're too opinionated to tolerate any dogs other than family, much less one with a bow. But you'll be forced to do just that. You might want to stick to the doghouse today.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Of course you deserve more attention than you're getting. What dog doesn't? And don't even get started on the chow. If that's the kind of goading you're getting from a certain pooch, it might be time to part ways.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Finances, budgets -- it's nothing to you. This little puppy has a studded collar while this little puppy has none. Actually, the one who has none has a definite advantage as far as you're concerned. Try explaining that to your humans.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Don't let your owner start any new plans or projects without attending to one minor detail -- you. You've been on the back burner long enough. It's time to let something or someone else stew.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) No dog was meant to be self-sufficient, no matter what the characteristics of your particular breed are. Face it, you need your human as much as they need you. There, was that so hard?
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You know the secret to getting good service, but don't worry about letting on. It takes more than being a good dog, and more than knowing the best tricks. The lovable quality in you just can't be imitated.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You know things are bad when you think of your human as 'the leash.' For whatever reason, you and your owner are at odds today. Wanting to rush forward is just the tip of the iceberg.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) When it comes to finding the facts, you're a genuine doggie detective. No wonder packmates call you Sherlock. Too bad your owner is the one holding the leash, and they have no clue. Sigh.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You and your owner have different agendas. You want to cover all the details, and now. But your owner wants nothing more than to scurry back to the doghouse. The more grounded of the two wins.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You're projecting the mailman onto every human who crosses the threshold. Take a deep breath and find out who you're really dealing with. That's why nature gave you six senses.
