Aries (March 21 - April 19) Change doesn't happen overnight, especially when it comes to humans and getting healthy. Just keep insisting on your daily walks, and stretch them out an inch at a time.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Your human is always attractive, no matter what they look like. But they're not always as fresh as a blossom to other humans. Don't drag them out of the house before they're ready to see and be seen.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your human accomplishes more and more on the computer. Your golden opportunities to ride in the car are being slowly wiped out. But you'll get plenty time to run old fashioned errands together today. Enjoy.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Now that your owner has had a chance to take care of something major, they have time to deal with smaller issues. Not that you're a smaller issue, but you get all the attention you've been sorely missing and then some.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're really pushing it. Can you afford to be annoying for yet another day? Being loved unconditionally doesn't mean being given unconditional treats or walks. Try to behave.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Things will make more sense once you and your owner work the bugs out of the system. Your walks will be more regular and your chow more palatable. All it takes at this point is a bit of patience.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Just because your owner wants to be around other humans doesn't mean you do. It's just not a good time for socializing. For once you won't hesitate to stay in the laundry room.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're unearthing surprises right and left. There are no such things as skeletons in the doghouse closet but there are plenty of them in the yard. Keep them your little secret.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Some rules you can live with but others drive you crazy. Don't make it mutual. As long as you know you get some time off the leash, don't rush ahead while still on one.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Your human gets to make the most of modern technology, and that's all to your benefit. Connecting with other humans long distance has never been easier. Enjoy having them home with you today.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You're not the one feeling edgy but you still need to put a lot of effort into avoiding a scuffle. Tiptoe around other dogs today. Better yet, go around them altogether.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) When a new dog arrives at the park, you can't just jump right into a friendship. Make knowing who you're dealing with your pet project. Analyze them from head to toe until you're thoroughly familiar.
