Aries (March 21 - April 19) There's an ominous knock on the door. Your owners usually don't want you to bark, but for some reason today they give you the signal -- you don't have to suppress it. And you'll get a treat to top it all off!
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You'll finally have a breather. It's been quite a ride, but now that you have a chance to take stock of all the changes you've been through, you'll realize just how happy and content you are.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your owner will shower you with things, but that's not what you want. You'd rather have attention. Besides, those things only make you possessive.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Situations bring out your double. You're finally exposed as the wolf in sheep's clothing. It was bound to happen; every dog nips once in a while.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Your owner likes to have everything controlled, including you. You need to let your wild side out once in a while. The dog run is perfect for that and a trip there with the dog walker is even better.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your owner has some work issues, and you'll have to be accommodating. Working from home sounds great, but it's not all walks and daytime TV, so keep the barking to a minimum.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You have a lot of flexibility when it comes to spending time with your humans. In fact, you don't care what it is you do, as long as you come along. That's just what the day has in store.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) It's a good day to get what you want and you have a lot of drive. Let yourself let go. The drool will only help your case.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Your love is equal, but your diets are miserably mismatched. That's your philosophy, at least. Do some lobbying the best way you know how and don't stop until your owner gets the hint.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Your owner is focused on so many things at once that it's hard to get out the door. You need to deal with the issues at hand and fast. If you can't wait for her to find the leash, slip out the door and take care of business first.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) One human is complaining to the other about stuff around the house. You're not sure why, but it has something to do with fixing them and getting on with it. When that happens, you'll be off the couch and back on the floor.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) The cat's behavior is a mystery, but it can be quite entertaining just the same. Is it a speck of dust she's watching, shadows on the wall, or an imaginary canary? You'll never know, but enjoy it while it lasts.
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