Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your owner has a new relationship and you want your human all to yourself. Your selfishness will have to be deterred. Try to regard the other person and everything will be fine.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) If there's marriage in the air, you may be feeling possessive or jealous. Look at it as an expansion of your pack. There's safety in numbers.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your feelings are deep but sometimes scattered. You could sit forever at your owner's feet -- until someone knocks at the door. You're still being loyal even when you're not focused on your partner.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You're bored sitting at home alone all day. Rooting through the trash would eat up some time, but be careful starting new projects. Find another way to be active.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) No need to be jealous. Your owner's new romance has him feeling good. That translates into more exercise and more table scraps for you. She's sharing the wealth.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your owner gives a lecture about the true value of the possessions you've been chewing, but you have no idea what they're talking about. The couch leg is just a stick to you and shoes are but pieces of rawhide.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You're sure you could eat hundreds of treats, but it all depends on their availability. You're drawn to the pantry by the unique smell. If only you could reach the knobs.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Your owner has been saying, 'watch out, here it comes,' but you haven't understood, and you're tired of being pegged on the nose. You have a surge of confidence when you finally learn to catch.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You're getting tuned into the big picture. Things run more smoothly when you only chew the chew toys and hold on until you're let out in the yard. This clarity does not come from the light of the angels; it comes from your owner's patience and attention.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You have no concept of the structure of things, so you're hardly to blame for tipping the table to get to a piece of meat. That doesn't mean you won't spend time in your crate for it.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Why is the cat licking your wounds? She's an indigenous shaman. Let her work her magic and don't worry about how it looks to other dogs. There is no audience.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You've been feeling neglected, and your owner owes you lots of walks. He's working on settling the balance that's due to you, but in the meantime, even short outings are an improvement.
Former New York Yankees left-hander Fritz Peterson died at the age of 82. He is probably best known exchanging wives with teammate Mike Kekich in the 1970s.