Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your opportunistic tendencies rear their ugly -- or charming -- heads if food is left within easy reach. Your owner sees this as placing your snacking above your family, but you see it as proof of your drive for success. You'll never see eye-to-eye on this one.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) The only dog who could ever reach you was the dog of a preacher man. You'll be smitten by a new dog whose owner is a preacher type of person. They have firm travel plans, which don't include you. You'll be left giving your own type of sermon: howling at the moon.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You'll be held back in business involving other dogs. You sensed undercurrents in your pack and it's no longer clear who the alpha dog is. Don't let a hidden agenda keep you out of the running.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Others may misinterpret you if you don't feel like coming out of your doghouse today. They think you need to deal with something extreme or personal, but it's more simple than that: You don't like an audience when you're busy working on a bone.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You have a lot of self respect. Some dogs see this as arrogance, but you're proud of your enthusiasm about yourself. If you could, you'd take your ego out for a walk on a leash and show it off. Do you think that's the way to make a good impression?
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) If you had to chose between romance and fun, you'd be stumped. You'd go for romance if you had a clue, but as it is, fun is a more healthy ambition. Lucky dog, you're in good company, so you'll have a good day with like-minded dogs.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Watch out, your owner is feeling weird and sentimental, and for that's not a good place for them. Set limits on the amount of time spent on the couch looking at old photo albums. Insist on your walks.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Your owner is in a good mood and getting along well with others, including you. If a longer walk is your ambition, your owner is open to your ideas. You'll get your point across with the minimal amount of communication.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Music and art hold appeal for your owners as they're going out again and you're feeling neglected. When there's no one to beg from, you're forced to get treats in a more direct manner. Look to the trashcan when it's time to make your own lunch.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You got tired of being blamed for the cat's misdeeds and so you came up with a strategy. Now your plans are working. You're impressing others with your obedience and restraint. You'll gain the recognition from your humans that you've been working hard to achieve.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) There are many ways to eat meat. Some like it rare and some like it well done. You have no such restrictions -- you like it all ways. You won't be sure why things are happening, but today you'll get your fill.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) If you can't get food off the counter yourself, housemates can be of assistance. You have friends in high places -- namely, the cat. She'll find it easy to knock the goods on the floor and how much you want to share will be up to you.
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