Aries (March 21 - April 19) When will your hard work pay off? You're gnawing on one of your possessions but it's slow going. It may seem like you'll never get to the end. On the bright side, someone more logical would think that was a benefit.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Life in the doghouse can be confusing. Some days it's hard to imagine how one of your owners can relate to the other. But today there's romance in the air. Get in on some of the affection.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You, fickle? Not possible. When you make a commitment, you're like a dog with a bone. In fact, that's just what you are today. Enjoy.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Your humans are counting on you to be as charming as possible tonight, but what's the payoff for you? If they're having a dinner party, the answer is obvious. If it's some other type of socializing, be sure to negotiate beforehand.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're the boss in some circles, and in others you answer to authority. You want to be the former today. Stick with your packmates if you just don't have the heart to submit.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Soul searching is nothing new to you. It's what you find there that knocks you for a loop. If you never knew you were born to be a good dog, you'll learn a thing or two today.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You're well versed in the unspoken challenges or assumptions of authority. So when you feel something under the surface in the doghouse, you know just what it is. Sit back and watch your clueless humans figure it out.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You live for contests, but you have no opposition to go up against today. You'll just have to settle for something less competitive, like chewing a bone. How doggy of you.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) How can you not overeat? With what's in your bowl today, that would be impossible. The best you can hope for is minimal regrets. Go ahead, chow down.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) It takes some creativity to enjoy your day, but luckily for you, you have quite a wide artistic streak. Your owner, however, is your harshest critic. Prepare to put on a good show.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Anyone would get a bit oddball with the amount of time you spend alone each day. The weekends hardly wash off all the eccentricity but they go a long way. Hold out for one more day.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) All the dominoes are being set up in a row, readied for a big fall. Don't be the one to tip the first one, on purpose or by accident. Stay clear of the whole event and leave the disaster to the humans.
