Aries (March 21 - April 19) With the ease of communication these days, everyone should think before speaking. Your owner, perhaps, a bit more than others. Keep her away from computers, cell phones, even campfires if you want to avoid overhearing an argument.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) It's hard to be cautious when your mind is racing, not to mention your heart. Barking wildly is not like you at all, but that's what happens when you listen to the cat tell too many mailman stories.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your owner has a lot of ideas about how to spend free time, but don't be surprised if there's not much follow through. That's fine with you, as long you get the minimum time outside.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Things may get a bit wild in your dog house. Even the cat will be racing around like a mechanical rabbit. The only diversion could be a real rabbit, and that's not bloody likely.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Listening to friends is all well and good, but what does it get them if they don't take action? Your owner needs to be the first to state the obvious: It's just complaining if there's no plan involved.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Some issues at your owner's job should not be overlooked. She needs to go over the finer details. If that means working late, be as cooperative as you can be -- within reason, of course.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) There are lots of things to do today, but they all fall on either side of a line. Are you domesticated or wild, dog or wolf? That all depends on what you choose to do. It goes without saying that you're a bit dual-natured.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) The temptation to dive in is there, but this is no harmless puddle. An unusual minor detail makes this one dip worth skipping. You'll be happy you didn't take the risk.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Keep a close eye on your owner while she's dealing with other humans. She may think she's the boss, but the outcome in this situation is ultimately up to you. Bark when you need to.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You know just where the service entrance is, and you also know what to do when someone comes through it: yap! That's right, cut to the chase. The front door is not the only door worth guarding.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) If they don't respond to your stare, drool. If they don't respond to your drool, whine. If they don't respond to your whine, bark. And if they don't respond to your bark, you'll have to learn to communicate more creatively.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) The thing that's so great about poetry is that it doesn't get too specific. Keep that in mind when choosing what to ask for tonight. 'Out' has a lot more potential than 'Out in the yard' or 'Out for a walk.'
Our final 2024 mock draft projects four quarterbacks in the first five picks, but the Cardinals at No. 4 might represent the key pivot point of the entire board.
