Aries (March 21 - April 19) You work best in a pack, but you can get quite a lot done on your own in a pinch. You have no choice in the matter today. Whether you're digging your way out from under the fence or figuring out how to topple the trash, you have only yourself to count on to achieve your goals.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Some days even the slightest spark of static electricity gets your fur up, and on others, nothing can rub you the wrong way. It's one of those days when no matter what happens, you're a loving and lovable lap dog. Enjoy the mellow mood while it lasts.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) If ever there was ever a good time for deep thinking, then this is it. You have nothing to do but sit in your basket and mull over the events of the last few days. You might not emerge with a new point of view about anything you've rehashed, but the exercise itself will still be worthwhile, if only for the novelty of it.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) If your owners wanted a pet who responds with intellect rather than from the heart, then they should have gotten a cat. You're all about your emotions, and being aloof just isn't in your repertoire. Your humans will catch on to your charms sooner or later, so don't give up on being yourself just to please them.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You already know you need to let go of your human each and every morning, but knowing it and doing it are two different things. You just can't make the break an easy one. Be patient with yourself even if your beloved owner isn't. You'll find a good solution to your daily heartbreak soon.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Just because your owner is doing things a tiny bit differently doesn't mean it's time for you to stage an all-out revolt. Cooperate a bit while reserving judgment. Even a creature of habit like you could use a bit of change every now and again. You may even enjoy it.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Everything you do is for the sake of a good time, unless romance is involved. When it comes to pining away for your owner, fun is not the right word. You know you enjoy it on some level, but you'd trade it for a game of fetch in a heartbeat. An unexpected entry lets you do just that.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) If anyone knows how to upset the apple cart, it's you. You can do it without even trying. Heck, that's exclusively the way you do it, but you also know how to restore harmony. The loving, obedient you comes out before the dust has a chance to settle. Put effort into smoothing things over.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You have an open mind every time you meet a new human. Unfortunately, it doesn't take much for it to snap shut, and it happens quicker than you can clamp down your teeth. Whether it's a certain smell or the style of their clothing, try reserving judgment for a good sixty seconds today. Everyone in the doghouse will think better of you for it.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) If your vision of the near future includes a walk, then you'll have to adapt your response to your owner's return. The usual ecstasy just takes too much of your time. Make sure your human sees the urgency of the situation upon crossing the threshold, and save the hero's welcome for later.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) The rest of the doghouse can't help but be affected by you. Your excitement might not be instantly attractive to the humans around you, but with a bit of persuasion it might just rub off on them. The entire pack could have one vision of how to spend the day with a bit of effort on your part. Get to work on it.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You're more astute than you look, and smart enough to take advantage of the discrepancy. Even the wisest of the humans in your doghouse has been a victim of your innocent, puppy dog features. The biscuits flow like water today if you manage your facial expressions just right, you clever sage you.
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