Aries (March 21 - April 19) You must learn to deal coolly with agitators. If the cat's got your tail, defend yourself without escalating the conflict. It'll take a bit of effort, but you'll avoid future headaches if you do.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Your owner likes his pets, but he can be too detail oriented for your taste. He's sometimes more interested in your tack and hair cut than your companionship. Use diplomacy to show him you're a dog, not an object of beauty.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) A bean counter you're not. You don't know numbers, but you can tell when something's missing. That gooey plug of rawhide is here one minute, gone the next. Where it went is beyond your comprehension, but there's nothing innocent about your owner's whistling.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) It would be a good day to make plans, if you had any sense of the future. As it is, feel comfortable that such things are in the hands of your owner. They're insightful when it comes to planning a good day for both of you.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're not all bark. When the door is answered, you'll be willing to act, but then what? Once you're outside, it will be time for reassessing strategies and plans.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your owner is washing the floor again. You'll get a stroke of insight as you watch them tidy up. Thing make sense: the bum's rush out the door, the bucket, the mop. It's a eureka moment, and it's quite an achievement.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) The cat is sometimes nitpicky when it comes to her food. She thinks she's perceptive and meticulous, but you just think she's finicky. No grudges held, though, because you're the one who licks the bowl clean.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You'll prove the devil is in the detail -- and that's no small detail, either. You may want to do a friend a favor, but you'd need to be a diagnostician to figure out why she spends all day barking in the yard.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You have rules you live by, not dogma. Use your flexibility to experience something new today, whether you're left in the yard alone or you're inside the house with your human pack.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You think your owners go overboard in the micromanagement department when they try to control your every communication. A uniform and shiny star makes you want to bark, but your owner knows better. You shouldn't speak that way to the police.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Your owner is annoyed with your peculiar habits, and tired of cleaning water off the floor. You'd rather not complain to the management, but can you help it if you prefer your drink shaken, not stirred?
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Others may think your owner is in charge, but they're not seeing how things really work. Training your human was a big project. Now it's time to ease up and enjoy your relationship.
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