Aries (March 21 - April 19) When it comes to dog wrestling, you're a big fish in a little pond. Your skill and expertise are world famous all over the dog park. But watch out because your notoriety just might bring you challenges from far-flung packs. Watch your back today.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Someone in the doghouse is so annoying it's beyond what you're able to tolerate. If it's the cat, you're out of luck. But if it's another dog or even a human, look for some arbitration.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You might think about something so long that when it happens the experience pales to your fantasies. But only if it's not a walk, a treat, your chow, or your owner's return home. That just about rules out the basics.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Being drastically bored calls for a drastic cure. You need something outrageous, and nothing this side of normal will do the trick -- it may even call for a cut and run.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You do everything to the utmost, from getting exercise to loving your humans. So when you greet your favorite person, it goes without saying it's a sight to see. Some might even call it glorious.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Is there such a thing as too much action? It's possible but hard to imagine. But with people in and out of the doghouse, you may finally find out you have your limits. Grant yourself the flexibility to retreat.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Others look to you for answers, even your two group leaders. Both your human and your alpha are out of ideas and you seem full of them. Don't bother with specifics or details when asked.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Your human is facing a difficult challenge, that much is clear. But your regular anti-stress techniques don't seem to be helping. Do you up the walking distance or the amount of love? Of course, you could always do both.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Devotion comes so easily, you really can't take credit for it. And being generous with your friendship and goodwill just comes naturally to you. In fact, it's hard to imagine a way luck hasn't shined on you. But there's always room for growth; come up with a new area if you can.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) When your human leaves in the morning, they're the wolf in sheep's clothing. When they come home, they look as if they've just been sheered. Something important is either missing or has been revealed. Be there for them, as usual.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Your human is full of contradictions. They want a constant companion, then they leave for the day. You're their best friend, but you eat dog chow. The list goes on and on. Don't waste time dwelling on it. The day calls for acceptance.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) When it comes to your owner, you're all ears. Soft, silky ones at that. But when it comes to other people, you can't be bothered with their dramas. You have too much going on as it is. Just mind your own business and hope they do the same.
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