Aries (March 21 - April 19) What can you do to keep from biting? Why, barking, of course. Some humans may try to suppress it, but you need an emotional outlet today, and it sure beats the alternative. If they only knew.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You don't have time to waste communicating your feelings to others when communal eating in involved. Share, schmare -- you just want what's rightfully yours. You'll only feel happy and content once the gastronomic race is over.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your thrifty owner has come up with a new way to save money. The homemade dog food may be cheaper, but it's much better tasting, too. You may start to feel possessive about your bowl even when it's empty.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) When your owner comes home to a trash-strewn house, there's no one to blame but you. If only you had an evil double! But then you'd have more than just the blame to share, and that definitely wouldn't suit you.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) The dog walker is nice enough, but the walks aren't that interesting. The problem is, it's always a controlled walk, and you need a bit of chaos. Go ahead and break free; it will shake things up for a change.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Other dogs energize you, and you energize your owner. Too bad you can't combine the two. Wait -- you can! You'll stumble upon an impromptu dog/human gathering.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Your disrupted routine has you all out of sorts. You like to finish a project once you start it, but that's not in the stars today. Your rawhide will be out of site but not out of mind.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Every day is a good day to get what you want. In fact, you're getting a bit bored. If your owner can't challenge you before giving you a treat, you'll have to challenge yourself.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Your raincoat and rain hat are mismatched, but you couldn't care less. What really bothers you is when your energy level and that of your owner are drastically different. Today's walk may feel like a tug of war.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Whenever you're at home, you want to be somewhere else. It's not that you don't like your doghouse or love your owner, you just need a change of scenery. Learn to appreciate what you have instead of looking for something new.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) If you're a teacup, you're sick of the way people characterize your bark. A dog is still a dog, and if you had a deeper voice, no one would call you 'yappy' or emotional. On the other hand, large dogs get their share of criticism today, too. Don't overreact.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) When your owner is involved in the right romance, it can be a lot of fun for you. This one makes sure you go along, if only for the ride. You can do some dreaming in the car while your owner is being entertained.
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