Aries (March 21 - April 19) Since you don't have any real problems to address, you're not clear exactly how to spend your day. You much prefer chasing down intruders to lounging in the basket. Don't let your lack of issues make you feel frustrated. Come up with constructive ways to use your energy.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Two heads are better than one, unless one is a knucklehead. You're stuck on the wrong end of the leash today, and there's not much you can do about the injustice. Don't be tempted to give up and break out on your own. Hang in there.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You already know how make your intentions crystal clear. But just so there's no chance of any misunderstandings, make your case as if more than a biscuit depended on it. If you just can't do your best, then put off the begging until another day.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You're exploring the unknown -- your own mind! You have all the time in the world for a long tour, too. You won't come out the other side as a philosopher, but self-examination is still a good way to spend the day. Start early.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) All that glitters is not gold, but then again, what good is gold? You're attracted to things that really matter. From chow to time with your humans, you have enough sense to know what's worth begging for. It's clear what does and does not have real value.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Barking at other dogs may be fun at the time, but it only creates serious relationship issues down the line. You never know when you may meet them again. Who knows, they may end up in your pack one day. Think long and hard before letting loose with any verbal criticism.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Is there anything worse than having your regular, expected routine all jumbled up? You almost wish you were home alone all day. Don't get upset by it all, though. Focus on the smaller things in the doghouse, like your bowl and basket.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Playing with other dogs looks easy, but that's only because you're so good at it. In fact, you've elevated it to an art form. You know just when to run away and when to turn the tables and give chase. You'll have plenty of time to perfect your talent at the dog park today.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Being kept on a short leash is but a metaphor for your humans, but you know it applies to your real life. If you find a way to show them exactly how it makes you feel, you may get some mileage out of the old saying, not to mention the leash.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Others may be impressed with one or two biscuits, but you know you're worth more. So much more. It's time to get creative and show your humans exactly what you're made of and just what kind of treats you deserve.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You're pushing the envelop and not in a good way. You're edging ever closer to the outer limits of what your humans can cope with. Have some pity on them before they go completely over the edge. Do whatever it takes to be compassionate.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) The better you treat yourself, the better others treat you. Unfortunately you just can't treat yourself to treats. When it comes to biscuits, only those with opposing thumbs will do the trick. You can assist them, though, and you do.
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