Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your owner should get a gerbil if he wants a pet without an independent thought. His new need to control you seems a bit insensitive, but nonetheless, being obedient is your tireless aspiration.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You can't charm the birds out of the trees. You've tried. You can charm people from other cultures, though, so don't be surprised when you find them reaching out to pet you.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You don't go in for dog cliches, but you can't stop yourself from howling at the Moon -- it's inspirational. What better way to think globally and act locally?
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You love all the seeking and finding as you walk around the park. You'll get the shock of your life, though, if you let your nose get too close. Avoid something reaching up out of a hole.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Your bloodline is becoming less of a mystery. There must be something of the beagle in you, because you have a passion for travel. You roam way, way out there before you're even missed.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You're twitching with anxiety. You try to bark but no sound comes out. You want to rush ahead but can't find the way. The path is within. You're napping.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You don't explore high ideals, you live them. If you were an intellectual, you'd know your total focus is nothing if not Zen. You are the Frisbee until it's launched and in flight.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You think you're discovering magic when you see a stuffed mouse scoot across the floor. Your instinct is to chase but it's more fun to watch the cat being led along by others.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You've been restricted to a side room when the unexpected happens, and you boost more than your confidence when the dog gate crashes down. Enjoy some jovial exploration.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) If you're new to a neighborhood, there's no such thing as a cold shoulder. You'll learn the who's who of the park with prodigious speed. Such are the workings of dog culture.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Your owner is marinating a steak, and you think you've caught a whiff of heaven. You could stand on your hind legs, but you'll be the newest member in the doghouse if you dare to swipe it.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You approach your role as protector with zeal. Your owners may think they know what's best when they try to stop your barking, but go ahead and be a blabbermouth. You sense what they can never begin to know.
Charles McDonald and Nate Tice's latest mock draft has five quarterbacks off the board in the top 13, a big-time weapon for Aaron Rodgers and some steals in the second half of the first round.