Aries (March 21 - April 19) You and your owner are on opposite schedules. You've spent all weekend getting wound up and now you're ready to go, while they about to head back to work. You'll have to settle for some sort of compromise.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) It was great spending a few days off with your humans. Weekends should be all about relationships, including the one they have with you. Enjoy the bonhomie in the doghouse, and that warm glow you feel today.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Things will get off to a slower start than you anticipated. That means to fit everything in, you'll have to do some calculating. And if something has to give, don't let a walk be the first to go.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You can tell that your owner is sitting on the fence, but you have no idea what they're thinking about. A walk is the best cure for any ailment, even indecision. Beg for one.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) It's time for your owners to nurture friends and family, and it goes without saying that includes you. You get a payment of sorts for your own long workday. Enjoy.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You're restless while your human wants nothing but rest. You can be understanding, to a point. When you reach it, make sure you communicate your impatience. You know just how to do it.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Your human has been out making money all day. You have business of your own to take care of now, and you've waited long enough. If you can't get out with them, sneak out alone.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) It may seem like you have a constant supply of high energy, but the truth is you have plenty of time to rest each and every day. Your owners need the same opportunity for rebirth. Give it to them.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You've had all day to indulge in moods. Now is your opportunity to feel good about life. Shake off all feelings that slow you down and focus on the happiness of having your human home with you.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Your owner can't be expected to jump right into a busy, organized day. They need some time for introspection first. What better way than on a long walk with you?
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) The day starts with a bang. You're not the only one waiting to spend time with your human. If you need to bond on a deep level, wait until things have slowed down a bit.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Avoid the dog park if you get that certain feeling. You know the one. Even if it's a bit fuzzy, you shouldn't ignore it. Otherwise you risk general upheaval and puppy pandemonium.
Gregg Doyel flashed a heart sign at Caitlin Clark at her introductory press conference on Wednesday afternoon to kick off an incredibly strange back-and-forth.
