Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your owner is constantly trying to spice things up, but you live for a daily routine. You need things you can rely on like clockwork. So, if your owner is on another fancy vacation, you still have the daily dog walker to count on.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You have to admit you like one of your owner's new companions, and not just for the cash they're throwing around. The steaks don't hurt, that's for sure, but the caressing behind the ear won you over.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You could be misreading your owner's thoughts, a rare occurrence for you. If she seems stressed out, it's because she's having a hard time communicating with her family, not because you've been in the trash one too many times.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Now that the move is over, it's time for your owner to start focusing on the smaller issues. It's looking as if those boxes will remain unpacked forever, so go ahead; dig in on your own.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Your human usually keeps her finances on a short leash, but she's even more thrifty and conservative than usual today. Don't let it worry you. Even if she's saving for another big vacation, you'll get booked into the doggy spa.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) It's not such a great day for walking, but you'll still get to spend plenty of time with your owner while he gets organized. Yup, it's one of those tidy up kind of days, so sit back with a good bone.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Most hairdressers are good listeners, or so you've heard, but yours is only interested in chatting with the humans. She's still meticulous when it comes to your coat, even if she's focused on something else, so don't hold a grudge.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) What to do when you enter the park and all the dogs are engaged with each other? Don't let it ruin your day; break into their little info-planning circle and learn their secrets.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You just want to rush out the door, but your owner is puttering around with small details such as the collar and the leash. You have to do what you have to do, so slip out on your own. Once you do your business, though, you're back in the collar.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You're learning a lot about another dog and you haven't even met. That's the whole point of the calling-card system, but in this case, you're sniffing out quite a few interesting facts. The small details will reveal a lot.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Take care when approaching new dogs. Your natural confidence could make you overlook some important telltale signs. Look at all the details before committing to an enthusiastic hello.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Sometimes you think your relationship with your owner is too confining. Why does she always have to control where you go and when? Today you'll appreciate the short leash; it'll save you from an embarrassing scrap with another dog.
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