Aries (March 21 - April 19) If the humans around you seem frustrated, don't waste time trying to figure out why. The best you can do is offer your companionship for comfort.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You're getting a little bit frustrated, hanging around while your owner daydreams about change. You could be waiting until the cows come home if you don't make some changes on your own.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You have a lot of energy, and it's all the good kind. Don't sit around and let your mind wander. Blow off some steam instead.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) The humans around you will fly off the handle when they see your handy work. They act as if you've ruined a big investment. Don't they know yet that all that glitters is not gold?
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You have relationship issues again. Yes, you're in a relationship with the dogs that walk with you, so you might as well accept them. In fact, consider them a pack.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Your owner is spending too much time on the go, and you're not even along for the ride. That's hardly fair. It's time to cause some trouble.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Stop wasting time imagining things. You have what it takes to make your dreams manifest: Discipline and an understanding of the words 'sit,' 'shake,' and 'speak' should get you a biscuit.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You'll be losing things -- or will you? That bone may have been from a rare steak, but it didn't walk off on its own two feet. Hmmm.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Your owners are impressed, and that has you feeling good. A sit-and-stay routine? One biscuit. A pat on the head? Priceless.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You don't mind being called a lap warmer or being carried around like a clutch bag. But on high-energy days, you need to be treated like a real dog.
Gregg Doyel flashed a heart sign at Caitlin Clark at her introductory press conference on Wednesday afternoon to kick off an incredibly strange back-and-forth.
Jake Mintz & Jordan Shusterman give their early season assessment of all thirty MLB teams at the three week mark, as well as discuss the long-awaited debut of Texas Rangers pitcher Jack Leiter.
