Aries (March 21 - April 19) Little humans are doing their share of exploring, so why can't you? It's one thing to go along on the leash, and another to slip out the door. This is not your night of nights, so stay in.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Those goodies may smell tempting but the pay off is not what you think. Leave them to the humans. What's with the curiosity? You're not a cat -- you're way too smart to fall for that trick.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Preaching really won't get you anywhere. Ringing your doorbell may be offensive, but barking just won't make it stop. Do the intelligent thing and accept that, if only for tonight.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Unexpected visitors have you cowering, but don't look to your human for comfort. You'll have to do something about it for yourself. Slipping out the door is the wrong answer, so slip under the couch instead.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Little humans are having fun, and you want to be out there with them. You just won't get your way tonight, so don't spend the evening pining.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You just won't let yourself out of your responsibility. You'll want to get out and go with your pack mates, but someone has to guard the castle. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) With so many goodies on the table, they're bound to share. Do some experimenting. If responses aren't good, just move on to the next dinner guest.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) A scary monster to fight off? That seems too good to be true, especially if it's a monster with a sweet smell. Trust your instinct on this one and don't do any biting.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Why is there such a jovial feeling in the air? Let your humans be the lead on this one; they're entertaining again. If nothing else, simply observe their good feelings.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) All the visitors to your house will look like they're from another planet, but are they? It might not seem possible to figure it all out, but it will be if you persevere.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You'll be ready to bounce off the walls, not just by one visitor, but by a whole. If you can vaguely remember something similar at another time, take comfort in knowing it doesn't last.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Your human thinks you have no place by the door tonight. How absurd! You'll have to work hard if you want them to change their mind, and you can start by not barking without thinking.
