Aries (March 21 - April 19) Something is out of the ordinary and you can't put your paw on it. Your humans definitely aren't going about their normal routines. If you want to be of service, be as flexible as you can be.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Your humans are burning through their cash, not that you care. But if anyone is going to rein them in, it's going to have to be you, just by being yourself. Don't let them get back in the car without you.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You're having a hard time communicating with the human half of your family, but all you need to know can be summed up easily: You protect house and home while your owners run errands.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Letting your owners focus on small issues is a big chore. Just sitting quietly without attempting to connect with them is enough to blow your fuses if you let it. But let them off the hook and connect with others instead.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Your owners are going to be reviewing the budget with an ax. That means you might not get all the chew toys on your list, but it doesn't mean you won't be just as filled with gratitude. Good dog.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Things might not make sense now, and they might not make sense in a week either. But don't waste time trying to unravel the ways of humans. Just enjoy the unexpected bounty.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You can see all the telltale signs: your human is getting too overwhelmed to function. You might not have any idea why, but you know the remedy just the same. Use it.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Your owners are doing a lot of whispering. But the secrets aren't being kept from you, they're being kept from other humans. Instead of getting stressed out, tap into the joy just beneath it all.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Your relationships with everyone in a position of authority are topsy-turvy. Some are suddenly spending more time at home, while others have disappeared. Focus on the ones that aren't driving you crazy.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Your humans are getting that fuzzy, distant look in their eyes. If they want to connect with other humans long distance, remind them that there's always the phone. Don't panic unless you see suitcases.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Your owners have a different agenda than usual. In fact, things around the doghouse in general have an unusual feel to them. If you look beneath the surface, you'll see it's all based on love, so don't get stressed.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Strange items are showing up in your space. You'll figure out what it's all about later. In the meantime, don't try to get to the bottom of things prematurely. That would be ruining the surprise.
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