Aries (March 21 - April 19) You'll lose your patience with a bull-headed dog. No wonder things are going so slow! You'll never get anywhere at the rate he's digging, so dig in yourself.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You're always prepared for fun, but romance takes you by surprise every time. Such is the life of a modern dog. Enjoy the fleeting happiness.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Birds of a feather flock together. If you want dogs you can count on in your pack, don't be flighty yourself. Being dependable will pay off in the long run.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Things may be a bit strained on the domestic front. You and your humans have a lot in common, but you see your leadership roles differently. They see themselves as the captains of the ship and you see yourself as the shepherd of the flock.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Your reputation is at stake. You think a visitor is bad news and you'd bet your career on it. Your owners disagree. One of you ends up in the laundry room.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You'll be where you want to be. One good thing about traveling is eating road trip provisions. The front seat is an odd dinner spot, but it's right next to your owner on the one hand and the open window on the other.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You won't be possessive today. You'll have a flash of insight when you learn to share. Wow, that's heavy. Things will be back to normal tomorrow.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) How can you not become overtly connected to people and objects when it's your job to protect them? You can't and you shouldn't, so don't.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Chewing the slippers seems mundane, but you'll do it anyway. If you want to be analytical about it, your choices are limited and it sure beats sighing all afternoon.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Your owner used to be conscientious about regular walks, but a lot of things have slipped through the cracks lately. You both get back to basics now, with walking regularly once again on the program.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You'll overhear stories from the past. It turns out your relatives were quite eccentric dogs. That's strange, because you always pegged them to be average mutts.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You know what your owner means to you. The sound of your their voice is like music to your ears. They don't have to bother with beautiful words or soft poetry; a simple 'fetch' will do.
Former New York Yankees left-hander Fritz Peterson died at the age of 82. He is probably best known exchanging wives with teammate Mike Kekich in the 1970s.