Aries (March 21 - April 19) Mondays can be a real problem. Doing as little as possible can actually help you deal with the day. Spending time in your basket lost in dreams is your best outlet.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Your friends would be filled with compassion if only they knew you were home alone. But that's the very thing about being there -- you can't tell them. Going solo is your only option today.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You spend all week dreaming about change, and then the weekends seem like a dream come true. Here you go all over again. Find some creative ways to waste your time.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Re-channeling your energy is always one of Monday's rough adjustments. Whether it's barking at phantom intruders or annoying the cat, nothing can hold your interest. Be prepared to let your mind wander.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Just one day without the mailman has you raring to go. But don't fly off the handle just because you're feeling a bit rusty. Give the mail your usual measured, practiced blast.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) If only you had relationship issues! They're certainly better than nothing. It's you and the basket today, unless you want to count the cat. And you definitely don't want to do that.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Sleeping may be your current project, but you don't have to stick with it if it doesn't hold your interest. When your dreams dry up, find something more interesting to dive into.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) It's another day of fantasy and reality woven into a complex web. Are the intruders real, or does it even matter? Do whatever keeps you amused, whether it's a product of your imagination or not.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) It's no surprise you can't get revved up to start the day. It's like being told to hurry up and wait. You're an obedient dog, but even you have your limits. Settle in.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) If your owner has a more creative job than usual, then count your lucky stars. Their creativity can be used to your advantage each and every day. Just being spared the regular routine is a blessing.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You may be planning on putting yourself first today, but your plans will be sidetracked. And that's only in the best possible way. You get to join your owner as they make their own errands a priority.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You can't be expected to transform yourself into a calm dog. Do whatever it takes to meet up with your friends. They're the only ones who share your high energy.
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