Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Monday March 11, 2013

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Mondays are a bitter pill to swallow each and every week and today is no exception. Watch for occasional bouts of frustration with lingering, dull daydreams. But the boredom isn't your real problem -- missing your humans is. Consider it storing up brownie points.

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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You're naturally geared toward company, and the more the merrier. So when you're forced to go solo it hardly seems like you can do it. You can, though. You're just mercifully out of practice. Try some wild, far-out ways of keeping yourself amused for the day.

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Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
There aren't too many things going on around you today, and what there is isn't very interesting. That leaves you with plenty of time to daydream about changes you'd like to see in the doghouse, starting with more meaningful activities for its four-legged denizens. Let your creative side run wild.

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Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
As usual, your mind is wandering today but you'll be jarred back to reality by something more important than the mail. You haven't been daydreaming about the perfect hero dog scenario for nothing. It's been a role-playing exercise for you, so you're ready when the real thing finally happens. Good dog.

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Leo (July 23 - August 22)
All that rattles the door is not an intruder. You've already come to accept the mail, and you have another daily annoyance to come to terms with. When it comes to ignoring those minor aggravations, there's no time like the present to learn to be a more Zen dog.

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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
In some ways you're more like a cat than a dog, and the fact that it has more to do with possessiveness than fastidiousness is irrelevant. You like to have your toys lined up just so. You notice if your rubber paper has been moved by so much as an inch. So it's a mystery how your humans can function with their belongings in such a confusing mess. You can hardly help but be critical.

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Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Go ahead, hang your head. You have nothing else to do anyway. You've lost interest in the smaller things in life. Nothing but the owners and their larger than life ways is worth noticing. Sighing and sleeping are your only two real options.

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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Play your cards right and don't let your fantasies get too outlandish and your dreams just might come true. As long as you act obedient and stick to desires like steak or a walk in the woods, it's not too far-fetched to imagine you'll have a dream day.

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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You have no incentive to leave the basket. It's hard to get excited about the day when you're in the doghouse alone for most of it. Sitting around sighing gets old, too. You might as well mull over more fun times in your not too distant past. It's almost as satisfying as chewing a good bone.

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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
You're feeling about as good as you can expect, considering what you have to work with. Making the most of a dull day is a form of art. You can make a masterpiece with the right materials, but no one can help you turn this day into a Picasso.

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
The mystical side of life and reality both consider you theirs. But rather than feeling torn, you enjoy being seen as a joint asset. You can play the junkyard dog role to the hilt and curl up in your owner's lap, all without skipping a beat. Have fun with it.

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Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You deserve a little pampering today, if only from yourself. No dog should be expected to spend the day with nothing but a basket for company, and you owe it to yourself to make the most of what's at paw. It turns out the doghouse is full of distractions both large and small. Go to town.

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