Aries (March 21 - April 19) You're naturally investigative, but there's no way to figure out your owner's mood. They're unusually introverted, perhaps dealing with some subliminal heavy business. Or maybe things at work are going wrong. Whatever the reason, a long walk with you will do a lot of good.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Another dog in the house is moody and possessive. He's passionate about his soup bone, but you're a bit sensitive when it comes to all the jealousy and growling. Be glad you're sharing a food bowl and not a marriage.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) There's no point in comparing the dog and human minds. Your thoughts are deep but sometimes scattered. Your owner may be more calculating, but you have an insightful kind of intelligence. You're each of service to the other.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Your owner considers herself a water shaman when they give you a bath. You see them more as water dragons. The emotional intensity and upheaval is equal on both your parts, but it doesn't interfere with your profound intimacy.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You never look at issues deeply, but you always sense what's beneath the surface. You don't have to watch for plotters, because you know them intuitively when you see them. You're nurturing your family when you growl at the traveling salesman.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Restlessness leads directly to digging. Although your emotional nature is the driving force, once your intellectual curiosity is piqued, you'll delve deep with relentlessness and intensity.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Admit it, you're drawn to each other. The cat is curious, but so are you. Like Venus and Mars coming together, you're compelled to inch closer and closer. The eventual bond will go deep.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're working your way through an inner maze. You've created your own chain-link fence, and now you must find the gate. The answer is monumental: the way out is through.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You have an active subconscious during your afternoon nap where biting the mailman is one of your strong urges. It feels like enlightened ecstasy, but remember you're only dreaming.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) It's a good day for decision making. Looking at things in a detached or objective way is not in your nature. And you can't look at all the details, either. Your only tool is a kind of introspection that's akin to instinct.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You're not the only one with deep feelings for your human, who is the guardian of an interspecies clan. It's not exactly a career, but we all need to feel socially useful.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) A dog is not a doormat. Don't be wishy-washy about it. If you're tired of all the emotional upheaval, get your owner to watch 'Swimming With Sharks.'
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