Aries (March 21 - April 19) Another dog has an unusual energy about them. It's unfamiliar to you if this dog is your best friend. Is it cyclic or is it random? Only time will tell. Until you find out one way or the other, try to clear your own emotions about it out of the way. They only muddy your interactions.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) It's just as well that your owners leave without you, because you'd rather stay in the doghouse. It's the rare day when your things in the doghouse are more appealing to you than time with your humans. A certain chew toy in particular is calling your name. Enjoy.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Unlike some dogs, you don't waste time moping when you don't get the biscuit you were begging for. That's because the hunt is half the fun. You're up for a challenge and your owner's new thriftiness makes the whole process harder than ever. Enjoy trying.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Your energy doubles with every day you're left to sleep in your basket. You're positively bouncing off the walls already, but for some reason your owner doesn't seem to notice. You'll have to be assertive if you want the spotlight to shift from human concerns to yours.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're always the first dog to back down. That's because you honestly believe good vibes are more important than status. But sometimes a dog's got to do what a dog's got to do. You're standing your ground, and even you have to admit it boosts your pride just a tiny bit to do it.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) It's always exciting when your owners have company and this particular group is your favorite. It's not the way they're liberal with the table scraps, and it's not the extra scratches behind the ears that you like so much. You can't quite put your finger on it, but something about them energizes you. Enjoy.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You wish there was something to break up the monotony of your dull routine. Even the mail is welcome to be delivered more than once. Don't get upset if you don't see any movement in your direction any time soon. You'll be focusing on the smaller pleasures of life once again. Luckily for you, there are many.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Use your intuitive powers to reel your humans back into the doghouse. If it takes all day, then that's how long you'll be concentrating. You have nothing better to do with your time anyway. You'll have another fish tale to tell by the evening.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) All of your relationships are important ones. The energies of each member of the doghouse may be different, but it all adds up to something electric. It wouldn't be the same without any one of them, and you may experience this first hand today. Don't worry, though. The day has a happy ending.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) It goes without saying you'd rather not be home without your humans, but you're not blowing it all out of proportion, either. Others dogs might overreact to time alone, but you know enough to make the most of it. Just don't let your humans think they can make a habit of it.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) It always takes a bit of the morning to organize how you feel. Long before noon, though, you're resigned to time without your beloved and figuring out how you want to spend your day. Don't let your emotional start ruin the chance of having fun strictly in ways that are sanctioned by the very ones who dumped you. Remember, they'll be back.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You're not exactly filled with love today. In fact, you look at everything and everyone as if they were the mail. Your sour mood will pass, but the effects of it might not, so be careful who you snarl at. Even looking at certain people the wrong way can earn you a bad reputation among your neighbors.
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