Aries (March 21 - April 19) Getting what you want is easy these days, but keeping it that way is more of a challenge. Pledges of long walks are one thing, but you might want to try getting it all in writing.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You always wanted your routine to be less dull, and you've gotten your wish lately. Don't let yourself start to feel annoyed with all the commotion. You'll be back to your ho-hum routine in no time.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) If only life could be this fun all year round. Actually, fun isn't the right word for what you're experiencing. It's closer to romance, and you're not the only one feeling it. Enjoy the vibe in the doghouse.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Things are suddenly not going smoothly. Or has it been this way for a week or two? It has nothing to do with you and everything to do with how some humans handle the calendar. Be there for them.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Some humans focus on a particular date to make them feel a particular way. But you feel good all year round. Being clueless and having fun may be a great combination, but only other dogs will agree with you.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) The less attention you get, the more of a big splash you want to make. Put all of your energy into resisting the temptation. You definitely wouldn't be impressing the guests.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Your humans are oohing and ahhing over their own handy work, but you just can't appreciate the beauty of it all. Don't waste time figuring it out. File it under yet another of the strange things that go with living in human territory.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're picking up on a lot of subliminal activity. How can you be aware of it when your human is not? Don't try to unravel this particular mystery. Do the easy thing and snap them out of it.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Don't worry, there will be plenty of fun and laughter in the coming days. But the lead up is brutal. Lay low and settle for minimal walks. The payback will be worth it.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) How to deal with all of your energy is one of your daily challenges. But when your humans are preoccupied, it gets downright impossible. Demand your fair share of walks.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) If you've never had a guest in the doghouse, you're going to experience something new. Connect with the interlopers instead of being aloof. Act like a gracious host even if you're not treated like one.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Money, debts, arguments -- it's an age-old story. If it's any comfort to you, it's going on in doghouses the world over. Smooth things over with something money can't buy: your devotion.
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