Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your owner seems to be getting in some arguments with a certain someone, but don't worry too much about it. It could be their way of flirting. As long as it's nothing heavy, there's no reason to get your fur up.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Your owner's thoughts are racing ahead of the game. She thinks the pot of gold is under the rainbow, just around the corner. She should be a bit more cautious. Drag her home so she'll be forced to sleep on it before making an investment.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) It's an all-around great day. You'll be meeting people and dogs, getting exercise, food, treats and love. What more could any dog ask of life? Oh -- a good night's sleep on your owner's bed.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) When your human adopted you, you were walking on the wild side a bit. Put another way, you were just plain wild. Now that you're housebroken, the wild side may still seem a bit more appealing, but an invisible leash is keeping you domesticated.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) It seems as if every time your human turns around, you're into some new trouble. What's a dog to do when their owner spends so much time sitting around with her friends, discussing their hopes and desires? You're not to blame if she's not giving you the walks you need.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) It has the potential to be a good or bad day. If your owner is forced to work late, it will be a wash, but if she leaves the finer details for tomorrow, you'll have an excellent afternoon.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Your version of sharing is for your human to give you some of her food. The other way around is impossible for you to wrap your mind around. After you're finished with the intellectualizing, share it with another human.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Your owner is reading the small print, and you don't like it one bit. If she's analyzing another dog's tags, don't fear: The surprise guest will be temporary.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You want lots of treats, but you don't understand how to get them. It's simple, really: Be a good dog, and do the requested tricks. Once you realize the outcome is up to you, a true bounty is yours.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Scenario: A service man is chatting up your owner. You A) growl; B) bark; or C) eat his lunch. You're not much of an intellectual, and you freeze when taking a test, but your instincts will lead you to the right answer.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) It's not easy going to the vet. Even a routine exam can leave you emotionally drained. Try to stay calm this time and save the barking for an emergency visit.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Why one dog is attracted to another is a mystery. You and your special friend will never create something new; the vet saw to that. But you'll have a lot of fun with your whirlwind romance just the same.
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