Aries (March 21 - April 19) You'd love to work in a group. But unless you're a farm dog, it won't happen without some effort. There are plenty of people and animals around that need shepherding, though. The trick is sniffing them out.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) There's just no getting a rise out of you. Another dog goes from conservative attempts to more and more outrageous ones to get your goat. Don't bite, either figuratively or literally.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Everyone is changeable if taught by a good teacher. You can't expect your owner to appear as a completely different human overnight. Give your training routine some time to take hold.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You may have your own humans figured out, but watch for different ways of doing things when it comes to others. Your owners are one thing, but a stranger is a horse of a different color.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) These days, you're clinging a bit too tightly to your owner. It's a Monday, though, so your neediness makes a bit more sense. But you need to let go today, because you have plenty of together time coming up soon.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Go ahead; be critical of everything. The mail is your most obvious target, but why stop there? There's enough to bark at to keep you busy all day long. And without turning it into an exercise in being constructive, that's the whole point, right?
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Howling and pining isn't bringing your owner home during working hours, so why not try something new? Tap into your intellectual connection. You may be able to get the message across just by thinking.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're starting to see a pattern. When you rearrange the entire doghouse, your owner throws what you consider to be unexpected tantrums. Hmmm, they're not quite so unexpected now that you think about it that way. Good dog.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) The leash only limits you as much as you allow it to. You can still meet plenty of people as you go out and about. Keep an open mind and you'll find yourself connecting right and left, leash or no leash.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Your usual routine is earning you the biscuits, so don't ruin things just because you're bored. On the other hand, if you don't stray too far from your usual style, you could liven things up while leaving your human none the wiser.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Your obedience could be an inspiration to dogs everywhere. You're not exactly there yet, but close. The only thing that needs a serious examination is how you handle your high energy. Take a close look today.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Making it to the dog park each and every day is simply not realistic. Don't beat yourself up for missing a day here and a day there. Give yourself a break today by spending it in your basket.
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