Aries (March 21 - April 19) A dog you once detested is moving up in the world. You growled when they were a stray in your garden, but dare you admit it? Their recent bath could lead to romance.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Clashing styles causes friction. A dog with bows and pom-poms comes across as pompous, when actually they shrink at the attention their coat receives.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Join the club. You've finally found some like-minded dogs. Not bad, considering that you find foraging for rocks to be highly entertaining.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Your tricks are getting more and more extravagant, but you're still getting tossed only biscuits. Is the attention you get its own reward? If not, demand better treats.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You finally have the confidence you've lacked, and you can now get what you've been wanting. Whether it's ascending the throne or stealing a bone, go for it.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) There's no sense in bragging. Not that you don't deserve to, but no one will notice your big achievement. That's okay; you're used to being the underdog.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You're winning friends and influencing dogs, and just how you do it doesn't really matter. Chalk it up to animal magnetism.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Don't be a scaredy cat. How can something so small have a dog like you so stressed? It's strange but true: Something as tiny as a mouse could lead you to a career crisis. Call on the cat for backup.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Good fortune smiles on you once again. You find a bone, catch the cat and get a windfall in the rubbish -- or something along those lines. They don't call you lucky for nothing.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) It's not an easy day if you're expecting the predictable. But if you're ready for things to appear as what they're not, it will be a piece of cake.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) So far, dominant dog that you are, you've not had to compromise. That has made it hard for you to learn to control your impulses where other dogs and their bones are concerned. Don't be shocked when you meet your match.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) With your poor diet, you can't be expected to be the picture of health. Your owner wants a beautiful coat but doesn't want to pay for premium food. Do more begging.
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