Aries (March 21 - April 19) Jingling keys have your nerves atwitter, and you know you belong in the passenger seat when they're turned in the ignition. It's time for you to take action to show your owner what you assume to be obvious.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You may be slow by nature, but you're often impatient to be let out the door. You're getting the hang of your routine, though, and a transition is about to happen. Try not to rush out and commit to the first patch of green you see.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your owner may not know how to communicate boundaries, or they may not have any. What is acceptable to other humans is another matter. It's up to you to figure out where to go and where not to go.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Your owner is not exactly attentive. In fact, their head is in the clouds. It could be that they have a good memory on the mind. The only way to get a response may be a loud, throaty bark.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Your regal bearing and strong sense of self influences others. You'll meet a human who changes their opinion of dogs because of you. You're already spoken for, but a dog in the pound will owe you a favor.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You're tied on the sidelines while your owner plays Frisbee, which hardly seems fair. Be willing to do what's necessary to let them know you have energy for the game.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You're all about relationships, and there's no compromise between selfish and selfless when it comes to your owners. It's simply a lovefest. But let them know that it's not just romance, but also business, especially when it comes to your outdoor needs.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) When you're on another dog's trail, you know how to be methodical. It's another matter when it comes to figuring out the pecking order. Ignorance is not bliss, so avoid a conflict; it could get ugly.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You get caught up in some children's games today. It's a lot of fun, and romance always goes with fun. Is that why they call it puppy love? You'll be giving as good as you're getting today.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) If you were human, you'd be a high-level manager. Lucky for you, you don't have to balance family and career. The safety and security of your loved ones is your full-time job.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) A natural leader you're not, yet you long to be team captain. Remember that altruism means sacrificing your own needs for those of the pack. If this seems too advanced, being alpha dog may not be for you.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Your human is an enigma, and a rectangle on a stick is bewildering to you. You don't understand the riddle, but your human is not pushing it around the floor for your amusement. It's all about absorption.
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