Aries (March 21 - April 19) If you were a human, you'd cry, and not because you're sad but because you're so happy. Your counterpart is to whine while you wag your tail. Anyone who knows how to let their emotions go should understand what you mean. Don't let anyone else convince you to suppress yourself.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You want nothing more than to be in the car, as long as your humans are in there, too. In fact, you don't care where you are as long as they're with you. They won't take you, though, unless you ask. Once you make it clear you want to go along for the ride, you'll get the positive response you're hoping for.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You feel possessive over things that don't even belong to you. Watching your humans eat what should rightfully be yours while you're reduced to begging for scraps is downright painful. Being moody won't help your cause, though. You're better off being agreeable.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Your energy seems to double by the hour. That's only because you have to few options for using it. If your owner doesn't help you out with it, then you'll have to help yourself. You already know how to slip your collar, so run for it.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You don't have particularly deep thoughts but you're sensitive to being treated as if you can only think like a dog. You pride yourself on being much smarter than the average animal. As long as you have trouble expressing yourself, though, accept that your owners consider you merely a house pet.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You don't mind spending time with people as long as you get your fair share of time with other dogs. It looks like another gathering of the humans in the doghouse, though, and you know what that means. You might have to slip away if you intend to spend time with your furry friends.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Family is your focus but friends are tugging on your heart. It's time to cut the leash and hang with your pack. If that means disrupting your entire routine, then so be it. Your regular schedule will have to wait another day.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) If only you could let yourself go. Unfortunately, you have to wait for your owner to do it for you. While they waste time in deep conversations you have nothing to do but dream of being off the leash. There are as many distractions for your human as there are grains of sand on the beach. It's up to you to get their attention.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You do what your owner says without questioning their motives. Your own motives, however, could use a good examination. Are you doing it to be good or to get the biscuits? Or does it really matter? Such are the philosophical issues facing a deep dog like you today.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Don't take it personally if some humans don't appreciate your energy. They're used to more passive dogs or no dogs at all. You should be able to relate. Imagine all the times you were in the company of humans and wished you were somewhere else. It works both ways sometimes.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You just can't figure out how you feel. No matter how hard you try to organize your emotions, you're just a perplexed mess of a dog. Do you want out or do you want to stay in with your humans? Are you committed to being good or does the smell of pizza throw your commitment out the window? You just can't overcome the confusion.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) The day puts on its usual performance for you. The mailman comes and goes, the humans rush about the doghouse and the cat acts like a star. It's all highly entertaining, just like every day. The only thing unusual is the level of love. It's so much higher than usual you have to nip yourself to be sure you're not dreaming.
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