Aries (March 21 - April 19) Once burned, twice shy doesn't seem to apply to you. You keep trying to get a treat from someone immune to your charms. It's time to give up. If you ply your trade with another human, though, everything should be fine.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Being by alone all day might make a lesser dog feel lazy. But you're up for your fitness routine under almost any circumstances. Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of -- wait a minute, does that remind you of someone you know?
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You're being pulled in opposite directions and you're not even on the leash. Focusing on your human and breaking free to have fun are the two ideas that need juggling. Try to keep all tennis balls in the air.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) When you and your human have differing ideas, you can be pretty sure which end of the leash prevails. You're tempted to upset the domestic apple cart today by challenging that assumption. Be smooth about it.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You like being fed, but sometimes a dog has to take their needs into their own paws. Whether it's foraging for crumbs under the table or doing some old-fashioned hunting, you're taking care of yourself today.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Indecision? What's indecision? If your owner doesn't go for the leash right away or give you a treat at the first hint, consider it nothing more than a minor setback. Don't waiver until they're won over.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You can't be all things to all people, or even all things to one person. Let your owner do some flirting. They need to balance their time with you with something more on the human side of the scale.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) The doghouse and everything in it is outside your awareness today. If you're not sleeping, then simply pay no attention to what's going on around you. Let yourself be an introvert.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) It's not always fun and games at the dog park. Sometimes you just have to lay down the law. Other dogs look for you to do the dirty work. It's either come up with the right answer or put up a fight.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) If challenging your authority figures has become your career work, then it's time to come up with a few more productive projects. Try being a good dog for a change. The biscuits alone make it worth the effort.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) The dog park, your basket, even the car -- it's all become so familiar that it's hard to get excited about. You long to experience something new. Your motto for the day is to be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You're taking out the trash, albeit in your own special way. Drag all the old bones to the curb today, and throw in any chew toys or shoes that no longer hold your interest. Just be careful how you eye the cat.
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