Aries (March 21 - April 19) Some get excited and some start snapping, but all humans are feeling a bit different this week. If you're not comfortable with the unusual emotions, spend extra time in the basket.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) It's all about relationships, not food. You might know that but your humans do not. Be patient with their deep emotions, then prepare for leftovers.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your human may be obsessed with health. Why question why they're burning calories? Better late than never, or after the fact. Enjoy a few extra long walks in the coming days.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Emotional intensity is getting off the scale! You ain't seen nothing yet. If you just don't want to get involved in the dramas of humans, then wait out the week under the porch.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You don't have to be self-centered to start thinking ahead. Plot out the best way to get the goods now. Why wait until the table is set to begin deciding on your place under it?
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) For once a good doggy bag is not an unrealistic goal. Well, you may be jumping the gun by a few days, but it won't hurt to start the ceremonies. Let the salivating begin.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) If you think you've seen it all when it comes to generosity versus stinginess, then you need to prepare yourself for what's ahead. It's not too early to start the begging.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Leverage your magnetism for all it's worth. House guests are drawn to you. That's fine, as long as they follow through with extra treats and walks.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Your human may be feeling moody and slow. Don't waste time trying to figure out why. They're in good company this time of year, but you could be what tips the scales.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Your humans are going over recipes, making lists, and in short, going over all the details. It may seem like a good time to drag their attention elsewhere, but let them simmer instead.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Humans react often differently. Some need to feel socially useful while others just want to hide. Whichever route your owner chooses, be your usual devoted self.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You'll have to share the doghouse with guests this weekend. Be gracious about it. Don't let yourself be treated like a doormat, but do help your humans roll out the red carpet.
