Aries (March 21 - April 19) Performing tricks for food? That's beneath you. To get what you want, you have to be forceful. Use tact if you must, but be sure to stop at nothing short of a good mouthful of what's on the table.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Humans are different from dogs in many ways. They're pickier, for one. When yours starts setting a nice table and making a homemade meal, you can bet someone they can relate to is coming over. Sit back and watch how well they connect.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) It's a day for settling accounts on all sides. Your human is sweating over the bills while you have your own brand of business to attend to. Slipping quietly away while they concentrate is your best bet.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) A doggie bag is just what the doctor ordered, if the doctor has four legs and a tail. Your owners are not immune to the idea. Whether they eat out or lunch in, you'll get a delicious snack to break up your day.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You have a reputation for being stubborn, but you're nobody's fool. Doing tricks for your owners is easy when food is involved. In fact, once the good grub makes an appearance, your resistance is nowhere to be found.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You may find yourself feeling like a bit of a philosopher. You'll be mulling over an issue, a question or a mystery today. That's perfectly compatible with what's on your calendar: a long day in your basket.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You can be the sweetest dog on the planet, until food is involved. The minute you hear chow hitting the bottom of your bowl, you're as aggressive and possessive as a junkyard dog. Remaining your lovable self is your challenge of the day.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Someone else in the doghouse had better take the initiative, because you're certainly not going to. From feuds to belly rubs, you have very little enthusiasm for anything but your basket. Enjoy your longest nap on record.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You can't see the forest for the trees, but the trees are all that really matter anyway. It pays to look ahead a bit every now and then, though, and you have the perfect opportunity to do it. Don't forget to lift your head for the big picture.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You get to dust off your shepherding instincts if only as a matter of safety and security. When children are involved, someone has to be in charge of discipline. It might as well be you.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Someone truly eccentric changes you for the better. You may have your little peculiarities, but they're nothing compared to an odd duck you'll meet today. Your heart and mind will be opened by a strange dog indeed.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Your intuition is working overtime today. Your owner is going to make you a delicious dinner, you can just feel it. You're not far from the mark, even if you only wind up with the doggy bag.
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