Aries (March 21 - April 19) Why does your owner hold you on such a short leash when other dogs are around? They may be watching your aggression for you, so be a cream puff around your four legged friends.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Your relationships need a reality check. Either other dogs are jealous of you, or vice versa. Is all that possessiveness really necessary? It's not a popularity contest.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) One minute you're deep in thought, the next your concentration has blown off with the wind. It's just another day in the life of a part time intellectual.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You love your owner from the bottom of your heart. With that kind of depth, why can't you be a good dog? One has nothing to do with the other, but your owner will never understand that.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You could be in danger of losing your throne. Be gutsy in your search for plotters. Whether they're real or stuffed, it's time to throw them out. Search the doghouse carefully.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Begging with relentlessness doesn't seem to be paying off, so why not test a different approach? You won't believe it until you try it, but the soft, watery eyes will work every time.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Even when your owner is all dressed up with keys in hand, you're still compelled to check for availability. You're on the schedule for later in the day, so no jumping or whining.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Your love is mammoth; its circumference vast. So why can't you sleep in that sacred space? The boundaries of the bed must be respected, adoration or no adoration.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Sometimes you can't resist. Your owners are like ice cream -- you want to lick them from top to bottom. You'll never know why they don't think of that as a good urge, but try to respect their opinion.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Energy is at the core of your plans for the day. You need to burn it off, so make exercise your first priority. There are many ways to get it, and a long walk is your rock bottom offer.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Kids can make you feel left out, downright useless. That's not the way your humans see it. Now you're the guardian of the whole pack, and they need your eagle eye more than ever.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) If some people are afraid of the water, they can look to you for a new attitude. You make swimming look easy, and won't hesitate to be a good example.
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