Aries (March 21 - April 19) You have a lot of ambitions, but there are some things you just can't control. You don't like accidents any more than your human does, but what can you do when you're left alone all day?
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Some humans enjoy being weird just to get a rise out of people. They'll get more than they bargained for when the act that way at the dog park. You and your packmates have no patience for such absurdity.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) All opinions, as it turns out, are changeable. It's a good time for deep thought, but you don't need to ponder this one much. You and the cat are a great pair.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Watch for different ways of responding when you're in a group walk. While you're emotional, other dogs are aloof. You don't want to be the overbearing dog that drags the whole crowd down.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) There could be an ego clash at the dog park as another dog challenges your position. You're too regal to let it hurt your pride -- at least not in front of the other dogs.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) It's time to find a new way to reorganize your stuff. Don't just drag your blanket around the house. Those tennis balls under the couch? They've got to go. And don't even think about hoarding any more of your owner's socks.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Your owner wants fun and affection, but she'll settle for an intellectual connection when it comes to romance. After all, she can't exactly get that from you.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Your owner is having a problem with an older relative, and the turmoil has you on edge. Don't let all the tension lead you to unexpected outbursts of barking.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) It would be a great day to talk to strangers, if only they would let you. Is it your intimidating looks or your lack of a bath that keeps humans at arm's length? Either way, you just can't connect.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Be wary of new schemes. Your owner wants to substitute chew toys for walks. It's true that the squeaking will keep you occupied for hours, but they're no substitute for exercise.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) A new dog at the park is instigating a change, and he's causing a big stir. It's a bit exciting, but a bit unsettling, too, so lie low until you see how the new pecking order shakes out.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You're open to change, to a point. Your human is being unrealistic if she wants to break all of your bad habits in one fell swoop. She needs to accept that there are certain drawbacks to any dog.
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