Aries (March 21 - April 19) It's hard to be patient under the best of circumstances, and this meal will move slower than most. All your hard work will pay off, though, as you get leftovers once the humans finish.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) All the leftovers in the refrigerator have you feeling good. It's only a matter of time, eh? Judging by the latest bounty, all your loyalty and devotion seem to be paying off.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) It's beyond your comprehension how humans can sit around and talk when there's so much food to be eaten. Today's guest list is a bit short, so less patience is called for.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) What's in your bowl today? Beef? Chicken? Hey, that's original. It goes something like this until the food is gone: lunch, dinner, repeat. Lunch, dinner repeat.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) There's not much ostentation to the table setting, but the food being served is fit for a celebrity. Your owner is a celebrity chef, and in your eyes, that goes for every day of the year.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your owners picked an unusual dinner spot last night, as far as you're concerned. This is no time to be trying something foreign. They'll have to make it up to you tonight with a big meal.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) There was plenty of harmony in the dog house last night, despite the guest list. Everyone used their etiquette, even you. You're still reaping your rewards, so expect something special in your bowl again tonight.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) There's no compromising when meat is involved. Try to overlook the friction in the kitchen and focus on your own bowl. The scraps will get there sooner or later.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Today you don't have to do tricks for treats. Your bowl will be full of food, whether you oblige your owners or not. In fact, you just may make out even better today than you did yesterday.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Your owners need to share the bounty with you. In fact, it's their duty as dog owners. Don't worry, they won't forget, and there's plenty to go around.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Apparently your owner was a bit bored with those old recipes. She tried something daring and new. It's all the same to you, but if you had your way, it would be steak every day of the year.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Your owner sure knows how to make a good dinner -- and she can serve up a fine plate of leftovers, too. Those are only two of the things you love about her, but they certainly go a long way.
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