Aries (March 21 - April 19) If a dog is a reflection of their owners, then you're downright luminous. It's irritating when people compliment your humans instead of you for your own behavior, but that's life on four legs.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) If your human is shy, they won't be for long. You know how to lead the way right into a crowd. If the only chit chat that takes place is about you, then that's fine.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) One benefit of a small doghouse is appreciating the diversity under its roof. It's that or a dog fight. Or a cat fight. A lot can be achieved when you all work together.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) If your owner considers themselves a bud waiting to bloom, they should think again. No one is interested in figuring out how to pull them out of their shell. Do the job yourself, and save them from being a wallflower.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Making a human jump hurts their pride, just as it would yours. Keep your strength to yourself. If you keep it under control, you'll have many more friends, on two feet and four.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You like socializing as much as the next person -- uh, as much as the next dog, that is. You see where the problem is, right? You won't be invited to the social gathering, but you'll be there by default.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Not sure what's ailing your owner? It's time for an effective investigation. That means looking into their feelings, something you already know how to do.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Your routine is being disrupted, but it's not all bad. Go with the flow, surf the vibe, whatever metaphor you need to make the most of the situation without slipping through the cracks.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You're excellent at distracting your humans just when they're getting deep into a conversation. That works to their advantage, although they'll never know it. Jump in at just the right moment.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You would never think of questioning your feelings for your owner. That's your philosophy of the heart. Humans don't take that leap with each other as lightly as you do, though, so keep your antennae on your human's mood.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Some humans can be described with furniture and food. Your owner used to be just this kind of couch potato, but you changed all that. Who knew you were an angel of mercy?
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Your owner may feel as if they're in a romance movie. They'll have to give an award winning performance to win in the end. That's where you come in. Set the stage for the limelight to shine on their best qualities.
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