Aries (March 21 - April 19) It seemed like everything was going wrong for a while, but this day will break the cycle. You'll get all the attention you could possibly want and biscuits galore. Who knew a weekday could be so satisfactory?
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Your emotions run deep, whether you're guarding the castle or simply napping. Even your dreams are wild and intense. Today, there's no such thing as not being sensitive.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) It's a slower day than you'd like, but that doesn't mean you can't jazz things up a bit. The way to do it is to find something unusual to keep yourself occupied. Explore what seems unknowable.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) It's a relatively calm day. The only real upheaval comes with the delivery of the mail. Otherwise, it's smooth sailing. If you need intensity, find some in ways that won't get you in the doghouse.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) All the answers you need are beneath the surface. That means you have to do some digging, either literally or figuratively. The approach you choose may or may not please your human, so choose wisely.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) It's a day for putting two and two together. You're not the cat, but you're curious just the same. Whether you're examining lampposts or guests, your intellect just won't let you rest.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You generally don't like changes, but some even you have to admit were a long time coming. Your blankets don't need to be replaced, but a trip through the washer and dryer would do them good. That's just one example from the doghouse.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Your love of life is magnetic, especially for those who have less intensity than you do. You're feeling everything at full force, even the admiring glances of others. Eat it up.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You're not feeling shy, exactly, but you'd prefer to be alone in your doghouse than at the park surrounded by your pack. You don't even want your human to join you in the dark. This too shall pass.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Not even your friends can help you get out of the cage you're in. It might be one of your own making but that doesn't make it any easier to live with. Your owner is the only one who can spring you this time.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You want to advance on the prey you see, but that's impossible from behind a window. Even your barks bounce back with an echo that is too loud to endure. You might be better off not looking.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You and your human are both feeling warm and fuzzy, you for obvious reasons and your human, well, in response to you. It makes the doghouse downright cozy. Enjoy.
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