Aries (March 21 - April 19) Don't be charming, be smart. Examine your human from top to bottom, and you're bound to understand their motivations. Then you'll know just how to work your way into the biscuit box.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) If you think spending the day with your human is the only way to have a good time, you have some experimenting to do. It's a good day to spend by yourself, and you'll find plenty of ways to live it up.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You'll be starting a lot of projects that someone else can finish. That's right, your owner will be filling in the holes as fast as you can dig them today. But just because it's futile doesn't mean it's no fun.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) It's hard being as sensitive as you are. You can't ignore the rough edges in your humans' relationship. Things may not be going smoothly, but it won't be long before domestic peace in the doghouse is restored.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Trash and the couch -- now that's a good combination. Other dogs may agree with you but your owner never will. Stick to the house rules if you want to earn the big biscuits.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Don't let minor setbacks ruin your resolve. The fur going up on one dog's back doesn't mean the rest of the pack won't be happy to see you. Rush right into the dog park without hesitation.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Burning off your high energy feels good but it does have its drawbacks. You don't get as much attention from others, for one, when you're racing in figure eights. Slow down enough to socialize.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) All of your triggers are subliminal. They could be more conscious but that would take some thinking. And you know, even if your human doesn't, that thinking takes way more patience that you have.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You don't need any preparation time. You'll be instantly tuned in to the big picture. So if you're dragging your human in one direction and they are resisting, insist.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Sometimes being the target doesn't get you the bull's-eye. You have lots of energy for begging and you're totally focused on the biscuit, but you'll have to settle for a pat on the head instead.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) How do some dogs maintain their cool demeanor? Intellectual dogs are a breed apart, so don't even try to imitate their behavior. It comes from the brain down. Start at the top.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) If you're the devoted type, your loyalty extends way beyond your human. That makes it hard when pack members come and go, but think of any change in membership as an improvement.
