Aries (March 21 - April 19) Don't be annoyed by all the extra people milling around the doghouse. Use them to your advantage instead. Pick out the ones most likely to have a soft spot, and do all of your begging under their side of the table.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Your owners may think their travel plans are firm, but they'll be enlightened. It might not be by you, even though you'll definitely be the beneficiary of the good news. Enjoy their company.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Something is up but you're not in on the details. Do your humans have a hidden agenda? It's nothing that extreme, but you need to find that out for yourself to be sure. Camp out by the front door.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) The way some humans react to you makes you not want to be around any of them. But don't project the feelings of non-dog people onto all the rest of them. That would be like tossing the puppy out with the bathwater.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You can hardly wait for your human's new health regime. But for now, you'll have to be satisfied just hearing about it. You may find that just as boring as the other humans do, so make sure you get some exercise alone.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Sleeping on the couch is actually a healthy ambition for your human right about now. Cut them as much slack as you can afford. It goes without saying that doesn't include walks.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Old issues are coming back to haunt your doghouse. Whether they're real or all in your owner's head is beside the point. The moment things feel unbalanced, don't give humans a moment of peace in which to feel sentimental.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Some of your humans' friends are always welcome in the doghouse. With others, it takes sheer willpower not to raise your fur. It's one of those days when you have to exert self control.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Lately you've felt a building tension, but today there's none of it to be felt in the doghouse. Are your humans completely redefining their values? Not likely. Whatever the reason, enjoy it.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You have naturally high energy levels, but even you can feel your stamina starting to slip. Let your humans go out and about, while you sleep on the couch for a change.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You're not sure why your human is spending so much time at home, but it's certainly not your place to worry about it. They can discipline themselves, thank you. All you need to do is enjoy their company.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Your humans are making a transition, and it's going to be a nice, smooth one. With your help, that is. Demand as much exercise as you need to make things easy on everyone.
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