Aries (March 21 - April 19) Begging for what you want just won't work. Look for what your human needs if you want to get what you need in the bargain. You can charm your way into a walk another day.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Now that you've learned how to earn the big treats, you're starting to get greedy. Don't overdo it. Your owner won't put the breaks on the biscuits, so it's up to you.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your high energy should get you some attention. If it doesn't, ramp things up another notch. Your owner needs the exercise as much as you do, so don't quit until you both go for a long walk.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) The interesting smells are toward the east, but you're pulled west. You want to move forward, but you go backward. It's one of those days when no matter what direction you choose, the other end of the leash has differing ideas.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Computer equipment and exercise are only a good combination if the former saves time for the latter. If you can't get your human's attention by the normal means, then drastic measures are called for.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Watch out for impulse hunting, whichever end you're on. If you do the chasing, you'll make a big splash. And if you're the prey, it will be more than a minor setback. It's enough to make a dog stay in the doghouse.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You appreciate the beauty of an economical walk, but one that leaves you panting takes your breath away in more ways than one. All it takes a little urging on your part to convince your human to put in the extra miles.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Your human is doing so much thinking that getting their attention is proving elusive. Don't let them be completely passive; they can mull things over just as easily walking as sitting.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Each walk is unique. Why waste time thinking out every aspect? Can't your human just enjoy what comes along? Apparently not, so grant them their time to plan.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) The notion that the strong survive is one of the core principles of your pack. So when you challenge the alpha, be ready to conquer not just the dog in charge but all their minions.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You'll be connecting with someone you normally would not. If they're human, get ready for some treats. And if they walk on four legs, welcome them into your pack.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) A relationship could use some improvement. Letting bygones be bygones is all well and good, but problems arise when you let one dog push you around over and over. It's time to settle the score.
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