Aries (March 21 - April 19) You'll meet up with foreigners. They look like miniature humans, but they're on the prowl, exploring everything. You won't be wrong if you sense a bit of the puppy in them.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You're slow by nature, but today you're in a hurry. Your owner might not recognize your urgency. You won't have time to shop around once the back door is open.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You're a real doggy dandy. You think you look sharp, but take the advice of your canine friends. All that barking means one thing: lose the sweater.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You have a good memory, even if it's somewhat selective. You'll put it to use when your owner has a guest over for dinner. Sit under the chair that you know drops the goods.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) The cat can be stubborn, and so can you. If you get your nose swiped by an angry claw, you're both to blame. Think of it as learning something new.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You and another dog seem compatible, sure, but think twice. Don't share your resources. They may just want you for your rawhide.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Your owners are suddenly completely about their relationship. Once the honeymoon is over, they'll realize that it's not just romance, but work. You'll still be there for them both when they do.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) It would be a rare occasion if you outsmarted the cat. The outcome is up to you, but the best you can hope for is a compromise, so be flexible.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You have a lot of masculine energy, but you don't know what to do with it. Plenty of other pets are in the same boat. There's a certain something in the air today.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Your human thinks family and career should be separate, but you think you'd make a great office dog. Show how obedient and quiet you can be. Now the only issue left to tackle is all that shedding.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You love spending time with children. They need your protection, but it's not all about altruistic or humanitarian ideals. They snack regularly and drop more than their share of tidbits.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Your owner completely zones out when he watches TV. That's some serious self-absorption. He's oblivious, but you're not. Make it impossible for him to ignore reality if you want to pry him off the couch.
Former New York Yankees left-hander Fritz Peterson died at the age of 82. He is probably best known exchanging wives with teammate Mike Kekich in the 1970s.
