Aries (March 21 - April 19) It's an oxymoronic kind of day. You might think remaining alpha takes burning a lot of energy, but what you really need to do is slow down. Make it look easy. Your reputation depends on it.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You may not be able to speak, but you have a deep understanding of the language of symbols. Luggage has one meaning and one meaning only. There's no getting out of it; your owner's travel plans are firm.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You don't have to be alpha to be happy, but you definitely don't want to be the underdog. Put your all into every skirmish today to avoid giving even the appearance of submission.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Problems at the dog park make going there no fun at all. Don't worry, you don't have to deal with them unless you want to. If you just don't feel like coming out of your doghouse, then give yourself a pass.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Luckily for you, self respect and pursuing what you want with passion are not mutually exclusive. It's a day full of begging, whether it's for tennis balls, table scraps or tussles. Go for it.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) If you've had all healthy ambitions, then you deserve a pat on the back. But if you've been lusting after more than table scraps, you could be in trouble. Be careful what you wish for today; you may get it.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You know just what to do when you feel weird: run. But if your human isn't on board, you may have to channel your energy another way. Either you or your owner needs to watch out.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Self control will get you further than pulling. That's a really hard one to grasp. But once a shrewd dog like you gets the hang of it, there's no limit to how far you can walk.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Your treats are getting more and more conservative. The reason is way over your head but the remedy is not. Teach your owner the hard way that they're being penny wise and pound foolish.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Let independence be your biggest accomplishment. Don't wait for opposing thumbs to open the gate for you. High energy plus stamina equals a great day, plus or minus your owner.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Your owner is suddenly Mr. or Ms. Disciplined, not to be confused with Discipline. You're not sure why, and the reason is irrelevant anyway. But enjoy the structure and reliability of your new walking routine.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Another dog has you in their sights, and you're feeling a bit intimidated by the idea of facing them alone. Of course, your owner is the ultimate friend in high places, but don't forget to look to your packmates for help.
