Aries (March 21 - April 19) You're prone to flights of fancy. Just don't take any action on them. Now is not the time for excursions into unknown territory or for meeting humans from different cultures.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You can't charm your way out of this one. You can't beg, borrow or steal your way out, either. You'll have to liberate yourself the old fashioned way: by digging.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You'll have more than a good day -- you'll have an extremely good day. If that involves exercise, you'll be feeling like a triathlete, and if it involves chow, nothing but steak will do. Enjoy.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You can't stand all those little hands rubbing your fur this way and that, but be gentle. Think of it as a form of charity, and if that doesn't work, try teaching the neophytes about the ways of dogs.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Looking for romance? You're out there, but that doesn't mean you won't succeed. That special pooch could be looking for you, too. Find each other the only way you know how: Leave plenty of messages wherever you go.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You need a break, but then who will guard the door and wait for your owner? Try not to think about all your family obligations. You'll make a much better guard dog after you get some fun in.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Once you catch a scent, you're like a slave to its source. You must continue down fate's trail. Or must you? You're on both ends of the leash today, so practice some free will.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) The tension at the park is stronger than your self control. One false bark is like lighting a match at a gas station. A dog fight is the last thing you need, so skip the socializing and stick to the dog house instead.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) A new dog brings all their old baggage to the park today. You can sidestep their issues with confidence. It will take very little willpower not to bite back.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) All good things come in threes. You've been waiting for that last one for ages. It doesn't seem as if you'll ever get what you want, but keep persevering and anything is possible.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) A new member of your pack is your polar opposite. It almost feels as if you're from two different planets. Don't let this difference get your fur up; just remember there's strength in numbers.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You spend all day paying attention. Once your humans come home, you're off the hook. Enjoy your down time any way you want, and leave security to the upright.
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