Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your human may walk upright, but they can still learn a thing or two from you. If their drive for success matched your drive for the tennis ball, you'd be living in a palace. Be a shining example.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) No one knows your owner better than you do. If they look like they need a personal day, then do your best to convince them of it. But don't be surprised if their work plans are firm.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) The dog park is an unsettling place to be. The undercurrents are almost palpable, and just when a fight will break out or why is unclear. If you can't handle the confusion, stay home.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Don't let your owner's problems at work ruin the delicate balance that is the doghouse. You know just how to get them to leave it all at the front door, if not at the office, so work your magic.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Your body isn't the only thing that needs to get out. Your ego needs to stretch its legs today, too. So jump as high as you can for the Frisbee or break your own fetch record, or simply earn a few compliments.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) It feels as if all your hard work might never pay off, you're probably right, especially when it comes to romance. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't have fun trying, so just keep acting like a dog chasing a bone.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Things in the doghouse are not balanced and you can't put your paw on the reason. Why your owner is digging up old issues is beyond you, but how to distract them is not. Get to work.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You and your owner have opposing ideas about everything, and the direction to go on your walk is just for starters. Lucky for you, your human is in a good mood, so go ahead and pull.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) A penny saved is not a penny earned when you're in the doghouse. If your owner is cutting back on things like chow and chewies, then you'll just have to start making your own lunch.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) As far as you're concerned, impressing others is not much of an accomplishment, unless they're rewarding you with treats. But you're doing it without even trying, so enjoy the glory for what it's worth.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) The leash seems a bit short but don't pull anyway. You might as well submit to your human. If you don't, you'll just end up with further and further restrictions until you do.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Has the alpha stepped down, gone AWOL or simply given up the post? Whatever the answer, your pack needs a new leader. Let your pals know if you want to be in the running.
Our final 2024 mock draft projects four quarterbacks in the first five picks, but the Cardinals at No. 4 might represent the key pivot point of the entire board.
