Aries (March 21 - April 19) Kids take over your day. You have a great time without even trying. Even if you choose the grouchy old dog route, you'll get sucked into their love of life before you realize what's happened.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) A power struggle can signify real trouble, or it can simply be for fun. How a game of tug of war pans out is more up to the other dog than you, but your attitude does make a difference. Keep things civil.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) It's a day to see your musing take physical form, so dream big. Don't stop at simply receiving table scraps -- conjure up the entire menu! The universe is taking your desires seriously.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Can you afford to draw attention to yourself today? Figure that out before you leave the doghouse. As much as you love being alpha, your best strategy for a good day may simply be blending into the foliage.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Your owner is the only star you need in your universe, even though you're part of a stellar pack. Spend your time gazing at your one and only today, and block out all other distractions.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) The nice thing about being oblivious is the flexibility you must have to survive. Plans are over your head, so you won't even know it when they change. But whatever tack your human takes, you're riding in the passenger seat.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You're the pooch with all the answers today. You even get to pick the chow for dinner. Your owners aren't even aware that they're deferring to you, so don't ruin your good thing by pointing it out.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) If you could see yourself from a distance, you'd be able to see just what parts of your routine need polishing. But you can't, so your efforts have to be more hit or miss. Keep trying until you find what earns you the biscuits.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Is your goal excellence or simply biscuits? There's no shame in either answer. As long as you're getting what you want, you're a happy dog. That makes being put through your paces worthwhile.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) It feels like another dog is trying to shake you down, but for what? It's not as if you even have pockets. It's more likely you're misinterpreting their attempts at dominance, or even at striking up a friendship. Don't assume the worst.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You make a huge discovery. The idea of dominating or being dominated seems etched in stone. But actually, your mind is not made of stone at all. You can see your experience at the dog park in a whole new way with much less mental effort than you realize.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Your owner doesn't like it when you get in tussles with other dogs, but he's not experiencing them the way you are. You and the other dogs know these aren't real scraps or brawls. They're not even minor clashes. They're all just for practice. Carry on.
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