Aries (March 21 - April 19) It's a good thing you're so comfortable with a slow pace, because the day doesn't hold much more than watching and waiting. Consider it a time of renewal. Store up plenty of energy -- you'll need it for tomorrow.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You have to be passionate about what's around you. With your deep emotions, you have no choice in the matter. Don't feel bad about treating the mail as an invader or your human as a divine being.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) No matter how deeply you study the situation or how calculating you are, the information you need is outside your observation. In fact, only your humans have the answers you want to know. Accept that and relax.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You're usually intense in all decisions involving emotions, which is to say, all of them. But today you're more than a bit indecisive. If you can't make up your mind one way or another, then stay in your basket.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Being thick-skinned comes in handy today. You don't have to spend much time looking beneath the surface because nothing can get that far. The superficial trumps the substantive anyway.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Something is tickling your funny bone -- it's an intellectual thing. You can't rest until you have your answer, and you certainly don't want to settle for being restless. Analyze what you can feel but not see.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You'd give away your last kibble, and then you'd fight to the end over your hundredth bone. You just can't be either generous or stingy today. The two emotions are more than oil and water. They're turmoil.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Some days you just can't get the attention you need, no matter how cute you are or how many tricks you perform. Not today. In fact, you can't drive them away with a stick. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Your dreams are keeping you on a short leash. Shaking them off is not an option and figuring them out isn't, either. Your only choice is staying in the doghouse alone.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) The leash doesn't exactly bother you, but you wouldn't hesitate to bolt if it became detached. Or would you? You may get a chance to find out just how strong the invisible one is. Good dog.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) There's life in the old dog yet -- you still have plenty of ambition and drive. If you've resigned yourself to little slights like sleeping on the floor, it's time to re-energize your lobbying efforts.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) On the one paw you want to be loved, and you want to be feared and respected on the other. That's hardly wishy-washy. Plenty of dogs are in exactly the same basket. Study how they pull it off.
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